Testicle Festival
Heading to Montana? Then prepare yourself for the 5-day-long Ballfest 2010, otherwise known as ‘The Testy Festy‘. Every August, Rock Creek Lodge in Clinton, MT celebrates bulls’ balls and general alcoholic debauchery in their annual Testicle Festival; one of the biggest and best parties in the area.
Staff at the Lodge have reported that this year’s orders include 65 cases of hard alcohol: vodka, whisky, rum and Jägermeister, along with about 700 cases of beer. One of their specialty drinks, the “Celtic Trapper” features Xyience Energy Drink, Malibu and flavored vodka.
What’s on the menu: Balls, and plenty of ‘em, battered, deep fried and chewier than chicken. The festival fee is $17 per person for the full five days. What should you expect? Anything and everything. And if you’re still not sure, click here for the “What to Expect” video.
