It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel » detonate http://thesabs.com Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:27:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Woman Blasts Off Boyfriend’s Penis With Firecrackers http://thesabs.com/woman-blasts-penis-with-firecrackers/ http://thesabs.com/woman-blasts-penis-with-firecrackers/#comments Wed, 27 May 2009 15:13:12 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=2033 firecrackerNothing says I love you like blowing your lover’s genitals to smithereens, at least in Russia. 33-year-old Alik lived with girlfriend Kira for about two years when Kira began suggesting marriage. Alik refused, saying he preferred to return to his first wife, with whom he shared a son, and began the process of moving out.

Kira invited him to a farewell dinner and after a large meal and plenty of alcohol, Alik fell asleep. Kira took this opportunity to tie several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and then detonated them. He was immediately rushed to intensive care and is now fighting for his life. Sources say that even he survives, Kira now faces up to 12 years imprisonment. (Note to self: don’t piss off Russians).

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