Police Search For Penis Picture Poster
Police in the UK are on the hunt for a man that’s been posting pictures of a naked penis around town. Authorities have confiscated several posters, which feature a penis with a yellow ribbon around it, both in color as well as black and white. (Phallic support for the US troops?)
The objective of the poster is unknown, though some believe that it’s in protest since some of the copies include the caption “fees set to rise later this year“. Several of the posters have been sent out for fingerprint and DNA testing. A spokesperson for the police stated, “From what we’ve seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won’t be in a hurry to be identified“. Sadly, attempts to obtain an image of the poster have been unsuccessful. :’(
Girl Finds Condom in Happy Meal
I guess we know what puts the ‘happy’ in ‘Happy Meal’, at least in this instance: a side of steaming cock (supersize me). Police in Switzerland are investigating the discovery of a condom in a 7-year-old girl’s McDonald’s Happy Meal. The girl’s mother called police directly after the girl found the condom among her French fries (hey, at least they practice safe sex; the french fries, that is).
Investigations are underway to determine where the condom came from and how it got into the Happy Meal. Also analysis is being done to determine if the condom posed a health risk. The French Fries have been sent to labs for DNA testing and the results will be revealed on the next Maury. The Swiss McDonald’s has declined comment, but McDonald’s US is now considering adding this new item to the menu branded the ‘Very Happy Meal’.
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