Japan Introduces the AutoJerk
Ok, so maybe it’s not called the AutoJerk, but it really should be.
(No credit or royalties needed, AutoJerk’s Marketing Dept.)
The actual product name is the Sperm Collector, for obvious reasons (but I like mine better…)
The function is self-explanatory.
The Japanese Robot Sperm Collector was (initially) designed for medical purposes.
The perfect companion for any porn mag, The Sperm Collector promises to change the way you donate sperm in medical (or other) facilities!
Click on the pic to watch it in action.
Vibrator Part Left in Woman’s Vagina
How do you know it’s time to sunset a romance? If your boyfriend shoves foreign electronics up your vajayjay, that’s a pretty good sign. A Taiwanese woman recently filed a police report against her boyfriend after he forced a vibrator into her vagina without her consent. The boyfriend, a medical student in his 30s (what a great doctor he’ll make), somehow didn’t notice that a part of the vibrator had broken off inside his girlfriend.
The woman was informed of the broken piece after seeking medical attention for vaginal pain and doctors took the X-ray pictured here. Apparently the couple was having sex when the man took out a vibrator and put it into his girlfriend’s vagina without her knowing. (Not really sure how he was able to stick a vibrator and his dick into her simultaneously; or even more incredulous, how it was that she didn’t notice…) She immediately complained of pain and he quickly removed the vibrator and hid it.
Unfortunately he didn’t notice that part of the vibrator had broken off and was left in her vagina. After three days of vaginal pain, the woman went to the hospital and was shocked when doctors reported that a half oval-shaped object was discovered lodged in her vagina.
