People who see fireworks when they kiss pale in comparison to those who see lighting when they f*ck. A couple from western Germany decided to take their make out session from the car to some bushes in the woods nearby when a storm ensued.
Ignoring the rolling thunder and teeming rain, the couple continued their amorous endeavors when suddenly a bolt of lightning struck the ground, making the earth move under the lovemaking couple. (PS. Earth shattering sex = WHITE HOT, well unless it results in death.)
Scared witless, they ran naked through the torrential downpour and lost their way in the woods. A motorist contacted authorities, reporting that he’d seen the nude duo wandering around in the dark. Officers called to the scene found the pair naked and shivering, helped them into dry clothes and took them home. Their clothes still remain at large.
My personal theory: I think the lightning was goin’ for a threesome (horny b*stard).
