Hey jailbirds, if you’re thinking of smuggling drugs into your cell, don’t try adhering them to your dick. One inmate’s attempt to do so involved using a rubber band to attach said drugs to his penis. The suspect was in the process of being changing into his jail uniform for violating his supervised release on a DUI, when a deputy on duty said he heard a rubber band snap as the suspect pulled up his pants. A white object with a rubber band attached to it fell out of that pants containing prescription drugs.
Authorities stated that it was clear that the suspect had the package wrapped around his package with a rubber band that snapped off while he changed. Now homeboy can add to his record drug trafficking and intro of contraband into a facility (sounds like one cool college course – just add a 101).
