Woman Arrested for Dancing Naked in Cemetery
Dying to be naked, a 22-year-old woman was arrested for stripping in a cemetery in Mesa City, AZ, and dancing in view of those paying respects to deceased loved ones.
According to court documents, the woman got naked and started dancing, spinning, and waving her arms in front of an audience of visitors, grounds crews, and plot customers some 25 yards away.
Then she took a rest in the cemetery’s golf cart before police arrived on the scene. (No word yet on why a cemetery needs a golf cart.)
Once in policy custody, the woman was discovered to have prior arrests for prostitution, reckless driving, and drugs (obvi). She’s been charged with two counts of indecent exposure and loitering/soliciting sex, and one count of being dead sexy (but not really, check out her mug shot).
Trucker Flips Trailer Driving and Jerking
A trucker reportedly driving high was masturbating and lost control of the vehicle, flipping the truck and blocking multiple lanes of traffic.
You would think a car accident might distract him from the job at hand (literally), but no. Committed to the act, the trucker kept right on spankin’ it. Even during the police interrogation, he just kept on keepin’ on.
The trucker confessed to pleasuring himself while driving, resulting in his loss of control of the vehicle. The accident shut down one direction of traffic entirely and closed one lane traveling in the other direction.
My only question: so did the guy ever cum or not???
