Hey jailbirds, if you’re thinking of smuggling drugs into your cell, don’t try adhering them to your dick. One inmate’s attempt to do so involved using a rubber band to attach said drugs to his penis. The suspect was in the process of being changing into his jail uniform for violating his supervised release on a DUI, when a deputy on duty said he heard a rubber band snap as the suspect pulled up his pants. A white object with a rubber band attached to it fell out of that pants containing prescription drugs.
Authorities stated that it was clear that the suspect had the package wrapped around his package with a rubber band that snapped off while he changed. Now homeboy can add to his record drug trafficking and intro of contraband into a facility (sounds like one cool college course – just add a 101).
Man Arrested 4 Naked Game of Ring & Run
Who hasn’t played the beloved childhood game of Ring & Run, aka Ding, Dong, Ditch? You walk up stealthily to some unsuspecting door, ring the bell impishly and run like hell! A man from San Mateo, CA decided to take the Ring and Run challenge to the next level, upping the stakes by playing the age-old game in his birthday suit.
The 38-year-old man was arrested early Saturday after allegedly ringing neighbors’ doorbells naked. Authorities responding to complaints were led on a chase for nearly seven miles before the man stopped his pickup truck on an on-ramp to a local highway. He then exited the car and ran into an occupied house by kicking in a door, finally trying to hide behind nearby trees and shrubs (and failing).
The man was ultimately arrested on suspicion of a DUI (shocker), evading a police officer, driving with a suspended license, indecent exposure, entering a house without permission, vandalism, resisting arrest, and a partridge in a pear tree.
