It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel » DUI http://thesabs.com Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:27:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Inmate Uses Rubber Bands to Tie Drugs to His Junk http://thesabs.com/inmate-uses-rubber-bands-to-tie-drugs-to-his-junk/ http://thesabs.com/inmate-uses-rubber-bands-to-tie-drugs-to-his-junk/#comments Thu, 08 Jul 2010 21:47:47 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=4490 Hey jailbirds, if you’re thinking of smuggling drugs into your cell, don’t try adhering them to your dick. One inmate’s attempt to do so involved using a rubber band to attach said drugs to his penis. The suspect was in the process of being changing into his jail uniform for violating his supervised release on a DUI, when a deputy on duty said he heard a rubber band snap as the suspect pulled up his pants. A white object with a rubber band attached to it fell out of that pants containing prescription drugs.

Authorities stated that it was clear that the suspect had the package wrapped around his package with a rubber band that snapped off while he changed. Now homeboy can add to his record drug trafficking and intro of contraband into a facility (sounds like one cool college course – just add a 101).

]]> http://thesabs.com/inmate-uses-rubber-bands-to-tie-drugs-to-his-junk/feed/ 0 Man Arrested 4 Naked Game of Ring & Run http://thesabs.com/man-arrested-for-naked-game-of-ring-and-run/ http://thesabs.com/man-arrested-for-naked-game-of-ring-and-run/#comments Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:18:17 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=2462 Picture 4Who hasn’t played the beloved childhood game of Ring & Run, aka Ding, Dong, Ditch? You walk up stealthily to some unsuspecting door, ring the bell impishly and run like hell! A man from San Mateo, CA decided to take the Ring and Run challenge to the next level, upping the stakes by playing the age-old game in his birthday suit.

The 38-year-old man was arrested early Saturday after allegedly ringing neighbors’ doorbells naked. Authorities responding to complaints were led on a chase for nearly seven miles before the man stopped his pickup truck on an on-ramp to a local highway. He then exited the car and ran into an occupied house by kicking in a door, finally trying to hide behind nearby trees and shrubs (and failing).

The man was ultimately arrested on suspicion of a DUI (shocker), evading a police officer, driving with a suspended license, indecent exposure, entering a house without permission, vandalism, resisting arrest, and a partridge in a pear tree.

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