Trash Bin Tryst Thwarted By Thieves
So this couple was caught f*cking in a dumpster… big whoop; we already read a similar story back in April. Oh, but there’s a twist to this new story: Apparently the dirty deed (literally) in a Wichita trash bin went awry when the couple found themselves held up at knife-point.
Police say the two 44-year-olds were engaged in intercourse when men interrupted them and demanded their belongings, including their shoes, jewelry and the man’s wallet.
Police also stated that the robbers were a 64-year-old man (who evidently found no need to retire) and his 59-year-old companion. The suspects were found a short time later and the stolen property was returned.
“It’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that”.
Couple Caught Having Sex in Dumpster
Talk about trash! A police officer in Saanich, Canada following up on a call of “suspicious persons”, arrived at a parking lot where he heard noises coming from a large garbage dumpster. The officer called out, but no one responded. When he looked inside, he was shocked to see two naked adults engaged in intercourse and oblivious to his presence.
The 30-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man, were ordered to put their clothes on and get out of the dumpster. The man was arrested on an unrelated matter and the woman was told to go home (and to come back later – winkedy wink wink). Who knew the Canucks had it in ‘em?
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