Tampons are the New Shot Glasses
With every new generation comes a new way to get fucked up. The latest, but perhaps not the greatest way to catch a buzz: Vodka tampons. Just take any regular tampon, soak it in vodka and shove it where the sun don’t shine. Guys, don’t worry, this can also be used rectally.
Why would anyone want to do this? It’s a good question, considering how much I, personally, love ice cold shots of The Goose. But let’s say that you don’t want to have any alcohol on your breath. Well that’s where the vodka tampon might come in handy. Also, the unprotected membranes of the vagina and anus allow alcohol to enter the bloodstream faster than the gastrointestinal track.
The first reports of alcohol consumption via the tampon is documented in the 1990s and has apparently become very popular in Europe and South America; particularly in Columbia. My main concern: Doesn’t alcohol up there burn???
Vacation: All I Ever Wanted
I have barely used any of my vacation, which, when I found out, explained so much.
Anywho ( I really hate people who use the word anywho), I’m 
hoping to go away since I realized I’m about to have two full weeks off. I can’t even remember the last time I had so much time off.
I’m also hoping to go to Europe in Feb. After I broke up with one angry Nigerian, he described me as a girl from The Jerse with a bad attitude that has never been further than the shore, I thought I had better get on my travel plans. Going abroad was one of my goals for ’08 . If I at least buy the tickets, that still sort of counts.
$@bs
