He told me he knew of an adult room close by and offered to take me there. It was empty save some sparse furniture and he explained that it was just a private “play area”. Attempting to remove my clothing, I also removed my hair, my legs below the knee, and somehow ended up giving a blowjob to a couch. It was a very awkward situation but to make matters worse, then the app crashed and I’m sure he saw some bald paraplegic go from dry sucking a couch to disappearing altogether. This was not going well.

When I was able to return, I tried taking off my clothes and again was unsuccessful. When I inquired as to what the problem might be, he asked me if I had any skin (huh)? Apparently, I didn’t have a vagina yet. He gave me a bunch of skins and took me somewhere to “try them on”. I realized that it was a box full of body shapes, ethnicities, etc. I didn’t really care much about this so I just picked one. He didn’t like it and so I went back to picking vaginas.

The latency of the program was causing all sorts of errors. Suddenly I wasn’t into this anymore. I wasn’t there to browse body types and pubic hair, I just wanted to see a couple of cartoons fucking. He must have been multitasking as he waited for me to try on stuff because he didn’t respond when I thanked him for his time and told him I was going to bed. More like 2nd waste of my life. I think this time I learned my lesson.

$@bs