If you’re worried about your next roll in the hay ending with a bang, just try fucking on the rooftop. A woman from Aberdeen crashed naked through a roof while having sex with her boyfriend. According to sources, the pair smashed through a window on the third floor and stripped when they reached the roof of the Bridge Street flats.

A building worker in an empty shop below commented, “They made a hell of a racket. They put me off my work.” (Listening to people fucking often does – sounds like it was a good time, minus crashing through the roof).

The rooftop romp ended in tears when the woman fell through the roof 60 feet. The police, ambulance and fire brigade were called to the scene, though fortunately the woman suffered only minor injuries despite the fall. She was released after being checked out at a local hospital. Oddly enough, weathermen in the area had predicted that it would rain naked bitches that very same day…

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