12.02.2010

Old MacDonald had a… taste for bestiality? A 33-year-old farmer from the Philippines was arrested for raping a dog… twice. The farmer, married (though hopefully not for long), was first caught having sex with the dog in November. According to the story, the dog’s owner initially did not mind the sexual assault of his pet, but asked the man not to repeat the offense, stating “animals also have their rights“. With a fancy for this particular dog apparently, a second assault on the canine was repeated some two weeks later, at which point the dog’s owner witnessed the act (voyeur) and reported it to police. The suspect is currently in jail facing charges of violation of The Animal Welfare Act.

10.15.2009

DIRTY FARMERYep, farmers can be perverts too; and apparently are. A 53 year-old farmer is now facing charges of voyeurism after being caught with a series of hi-tech cameras used to spy on women renting the guesthouse he owned. The secret became public when his girlfriend split up with him and reported him to police.

Authorities then raided the cottage and found a video containing recordings of at least a dozen former guests at the cottage in various states of undress. The footage also featured women in the shower, shaving various parts of their anatomy and couples having sex in the cottage bedrooms. The surveillance system was linked to a series of TV monitors and recording equipment in a room where he lived next door.

The equipment was able to zoom in and out on specific scenes and included an extra sensitive audio option to increase the volume. His former girlfriend claims that three weeks before she left the dirty ol’ farmer, she caught him watching a visiting family that included 14 and 17 year old girls. Seems strange that this inspired her to turn him over, considering the fact that she admitted to several instances when she sexually gratified him while he watched the video footage.

Picture 3Locals of a farmland area have employed the use of rampaging pigs to break up gay sex trysts in woods on the outskirts of Coventry, UK

After discovering a makeshift bed and used condoms (AKA scum bags) in the woods, one farmer was so frustrated by the sordid sexcapades that he unleashed a couple dozen pigs on unsuspecting couples in addition to removing 30 beech trees and putting up steel fences, barbed wire, and ‘Private Keep Out’ signs.

The 64-year-old farmer said he was “mightily relieved” (boy, howdy) that the pigs successfully prevented trespassing in the area, which first became a haven for gay debauchery some 15 years ago.  

The farmer continued that “At its worst there were as many as 10 cars parked in nearby lanes, and they’d start from about 11am.”

The farmer believes that those responsible have migrated to nearby (Butt) Crackley Wood and claims, “I’m not homophobic, I just don’t like trespassers.” (…Or fags, blacks or Jews).

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