It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel » felony http://thesabs.com Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:41:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 High School Student Arrested for Masturbating in Art Class http://thesabs.com/high-school-student-arrested-for-masturbating-in-art-class/ http://thesabs.com/high-school-student-arrested-for-masturbating-in-art-class/#comments Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:07:19 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=3502 davidA high school Art teacher approached a student’s desk to check on his art project when she noticed him staring off into space. She was attempting to get his attention, when the student pulled up his shirt and ‘took it out’.

He then began to moan “Ay mami” and started spanking it enthusiastically in front of the teacher as well as the 30 other students in class, ranging from 14 to 17 years old.

The teacher was unable to stop the student from his continued masturbation (now that’s dedication) and ran to get help from school police, who arrested the student felony charges of indecency with a child (his classmates).

He’s being held in the local county jail on $5,000 bail. To his defense, I masturbated in Art class once too, but that’s only because we were studying Michelangelo’s David. (How can he have such large hands and such a small cock? I call shenanigans.)

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The police report indicated that the two men, both 20 years of age, were arrested on a felony obscenity complaint. Police stated that the two put the porn DVD into a player connected to six televisions in the Walmart, which was removed only after a customer notified a store manager.

The sergeant handling the case thinks the two young men they were just pulling a prank. (As opposed to the popular theory that they were trying to start an orgy inside the local Walmart… Or that might just my theory. Clean up on aisle 8 -  hello!)

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