Junk Food Makes Woman Orgasm
Who can blame this lusty dame for stuffing her (fat) face with junk food when it gets her off? The 25-year-old from Colorado is almost 500 lbs after eating enough ice-cream, cake and pizza to reach the peak of sexual pleasure. She suffers from a medical condition known as persistent genital arousal syndrome, which triggers orgasms without direct sexual arousal. (Sure wish I had that problem too!)
‘Sufferers’ of the condition can have up to 300 orgasms a day! In a similar story, another woman suffered from this after an accident with Wii Fit. But our Colorado heroine got smart… and rich (and fatter). She decided to profit from her condition by setting up a fetish website where pervs pay to watch her gorge herself to orgasm: www.gaininggabi.com.
Sneeze Fetish Lands Elderly Man in Jail
An elderly man has been taken into custody and is expected to be charged with aggravated assault after he blew a powdery substance in a female store clerk’s face; twice.
The employee was ringing up the suspect’s purchases and when he handed her a check, he blew the substance into her face. She turned away to process his check and when she turned back to him, he did it a second time and waited in the store for a few moments before leaving.
Police eventually detained the suspect and the substance he used in the incident was later identified as white pepper. Police reported that after questioning, the man admitted to becoming sexually aroused by females sneezing. (Phlegm= NOT hot.)
The nature of the incident could not be considered sexual assault. But since the employee was taken to a local hospital for an irritated throat and arm, the suspect was arrested for aggravated assault (well, really a pepper rather than assault…) causing serious bodily harm.
