It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel » firefighters http://thesabs.com Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:27:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 The Ring II: Penis Extension Fail http://thesabs.com/the-ring-ii-penis-extension-fail/ http://thesabs.com/the-ring-ii-penis-extension-fail/#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:14:51 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=3059 Picture 1A 50-year-old man put his penis through the hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener, got stuck, and couldn’t remove his member from the would-be steel vagina. The man thought the weight from the metal object would extend his organ, but instead he rendered it practically useless.

The collar-like fastener cut off circulation to the man’s penis, which blackened and swelled to five times its normal size (so I guess it kind of worked…). In order to remove the ring, firefighters were forced saw through the ring. 

Doctors reported that if the man waited any longer, the flesh in his penis would have died (which makes me shudder, and I don’t even have a penis… since the accident).

Firefighters set up a watering system to prevent the sparks created from the sawing from injuring the man when cutting through the thick ring around his penis. The process took two hours.

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