Naked Fist Fight Shocks Cafe Patrons
In an episode that clearly should have been aired on Spike TV, a woman stripped naked in front of a crowd of people innocently dining at a restaurant in Australia yesterday. Witnesses reported that the woman took off all her clothes when she got into a full-on fist fight with another woman over a man.
Police said that the 39-year-old woman was picked up from a median strip on Dick Ward Drive (note the irony) after she tore off all of her clothes. Restaurant customers were reportedly unimpressed (obviously an ‘A’ cup).
One witness commented, “She was pretty much just defending herself and then she was lifting up her shirt and showing her breasts. She took off her clothes and then she walked to the median strip, lit a cigarette and laid down.” Police found the woman lying naked, still in full view of patrons at the restaurant. She was given a fine and taken home in a paddy wagon. Aussies apparently don’t have very advanced phones since NO footage is available of the encounter. Thanks for nothin’, Australia.
Farmer Secretly Filmed Women Naked
Yep, farmers can be perverts too; and apparently are. A 53 year-old farmer is now facing charges of voyeurism after being caught with a series of hi-tech cameras used to spy on women renting the guesthouse he owned. The secret became public when his girlfriend split up with him and reported him to police.
Authorities then raided the cottage and found a video containing recordings of at least a dozen former guests at the cottage in various states of undress. The footage also featured women in the shower, shaving various parts of their anatomy and couples having sex in the cottage bedrooms. The surveillance system was linked to a series of TV monitors and recording equipment in a room where he lived next door.
The equipment was able to zoom in and out on specific scenes and included an extra sensitive audio option to increase the volume. His former girlfriend claims that three weeks before she left the dirty ol’ farmer, she caught him watching a visiting family that included 14 and 17 year old girls. Seems strange that this inspired her to turn him over, considering the fact that she admitted to several instances when she sexually gratified him while he watched the video footage.
A naked man was caught on tape in a woman’s driveway using a water hose to bathe early Monday morning. He was then seen breaking into the home, but police report that only thing he stole was a white sheet to cover himself.
Police continued that once inside, the man also cooked himself some food and had a few drinks before taking another shower. (Question: What was on the menu and was this an adult beverage?) He then wrapped himself in the sheet and walked out the front door.
The home-owner returned from vacation to find several windows broken and called police. Her surveillance cameras captured the man on video. The video footage depicted the nude white man washing himself with the water hose around 1:00 Monday morning.. He then knocked on the front door, but no one answered so he walked to the back yard, sat in a chair and put on what police think was a trash bag. After a little while, he took the bag off and starting busting out several windows.
Moments later, he decided to go inside the home and ransacked it, made a snack, had a few drinks and took another shower. Police said they have little to go on other than the video. Police have no other information other than the surveillance footage and some pubic hair he left on the home-owner’s soap while showering (ok, MAYBE I made that last part up).
