Crack Found in Man’s Penis
Does this crack taste funny to you? If so, it might have been transported via penis. A man from Louisville, KY was arrested after police discovered crack in the foreskin of his penis. (Just one more reason not to get circumcised). Police say that they asked the suspect whether he had any drugs, weapons, or contraband on him, which he denied.
However, during a clothed pat-down, officers said they found a small bag of cocaine tied to the waistband of Banks’ boxers. Following that discovery, a strip search was conducted and officers found another small bag of crack cocaine concealed in the foreskin of the suspect’s penis.
The suspect was originally arrested after a traffic stop led to the discovery of a bag of salvia and liquid codeine. He was arrested on charges of second-degree possession of a controlled substance and possession of synthetic cannabinoid agonists or piperazines. Sources say that in addition to the drugs, police also found a glazed ham, a collection of commemorative plates, and a small Mexican family in the foreskin of the penis, all of which are all currently being detained for questioning.
Whether you prefer circumcised or uncircumcised, now every penis can be created equally, or, at least can end equally. Foreskin protects the internal organ from an environment nature never intended. Through age and use, the penile glans dries and thickens. So what do you do when your parents have this removed? You get your ManHood® back.
ManHood® is faux foreskin that helps stop the de-sensitizing effect of a circumcision by protecting the nerve endings close to the surface of the penis. Like a slip for your dick, this product protects the pecker to keep it shiny (wait, what?) and soft. Important benefits include ManHood’s two layers which block UV rays, and prevention of nocturnal erections. For more, visit: http://manhood.mb.ca/. Shout out to JayLav for sending along!
