Broken Penises On the Rise
Ok, so broken penises don’t exactly rise. Nevertheless, hospitals are reporting an increase in the number of fractured penises caused by rough sex; particularly in Jamaica. A urologist from Kingston Public Hospital said he was now treating up to two cases a month. What’s the cause?
Experts believe that everyday Joes are trying to fuck like porn stars, but without the technical skills necessary for the advanced level of intercourse. Bad aim can apparently bend your junk in an odd angle and if done hard enough, this can cause a fracture to the shaft of the penis; a serious medical condition.
So you think you’ve fractured your dick. Now what? Well, first you’re going to want to diagnose the problem.
Symptoms: It hurts like hell. You may also hear a pop on contact, followed by excessive swelling and/or bruising. If you suspect that your cock is banged up (pun intended), immediately consult professional help (not a hooker, but a doctor). Left untreated, a fractured penis can cause impotence or deformation.
