Police Seize Four-Foot Penis
Well, who can blame them? Shit, I’d be all over that too. A 46-year-old’s prized Indonesian penis carving was taken by police after a local citizen complained about it. The cocky carving, worth £200 (about $300 USD), was on display in the man’s store window in North Yorkshire.
In addition to snagging his dick, cops ordered the man to pay a fine of £80 ($122 USD) or face charges for causing ‘harassment, alarm and distress‘. He was told he can only have his penis back if he promises not to put it on display again. (Insert your own joke here.)
In response, the store owner started a Facebook campaign for the return of the penis, which he’s dubbed the ‘Free Willy’ campaign (and which I just joined, naturally). Rather than turning him off from phallic art, he’s ordered over a hundred more of the carvings. So suck it! (Literally.)
