If your male parts are on the small side, you’re in a much better position than some. A man from Mumbai suffered from Filariasis of the genitalia, which forces the penis and testicles to assume an unusual size and shape. The 66-year-old lived in utter solitude and misery since his penis grew three times its size and his scrotum five. The physical changes created problems when the man even so much as walked down the street. He had confined himself to his home and repeated visits to his local hospital yielded minimal relief.
After a year of suffering, surgeons at Masina Hospital were able to restructure the unfortunate man’s valuables. Medical staff stated that after treatment for two weeks, the man’s scrotum shrunk considerably even before surgery. Doctors commented, “The challenge was to look for his organ, which was hidden under thick skin and mass”.
In the first of three operations, an opening was created to the urinary passage so the man could urinate normally. During the second procedure, doctors peeled off the thick skin that covered his genitals. About 80% of the thick skin was removed and the remainder was used to cover his penis. During the third surgery, doctors drained fluid from the scrotum, gave it a normal shape, and removed 90% of the scrotum skin. Even more miraculous, all of this was good news. The man was able to return home within a few weeks.
My first thought was: “How can software identify your penis?” My second thought: “What’s ChatRoulette?” ChatRoulette is a website which pairs people randomly from around the world for webcam-based chats. At any point, either user can end the chat by starting another random connection. I had heard of the application previously, but in conversation with friends, I also learned that users are typically random guys showing their junk and jerking off.
Well ChatRoulette plans to do away with all of that by instituting penis-recognition software. Contrary to my first assumption, the platform isn’t able to identify your penis in particular (boo!), but rather, just identifies penises overall. This algorithm will filter out shots of male genitalia altogether.
Users debate whether tricks will prevent the software from effective filtering. One user commented, “What if a guy puts a tiny sombrero on his sausage in order to trick the software?” It’s a valid concern. Nevertheless, the website`s founder hopes that blocking such offending members will help clean up Chatroulette`s reputation. But don’t worry, Ladies, no one’s tried to block your vaj shots… yet.
Testicle Enlargement: How and Why
Who can go a day without receiving scores of promotions for penis enlargement products? Even if you have no penis and are not in the market to buy one, you’re not likely to escape. But what if you want to enlarge your balls? You may be asking yourself, “Why would I want to do that?” While they seem to be the rather low hanging fruit of the genitalia realm, some men want this done to feel more… manly.
So you’ve decided to enlarge your testicles. Now what? Well you have a few options. Option #1 is the old scrotum pump; or you can get a penis pump big enough to accommodate all of your junk. Option #2 is to use weights which clamp around the scrotum above the testicles so that your balls appear bigger. For the long-term fix you, can opt for surgically placed scrotal implants, made from stainless steel, titanium, silicone, or other implant-grade material. While I’m not sure I’d be impressed with a larger set of testes, ‘balls of steel’ does have a certain ring to it…
Scorned Woman Posts Teeny Weenie Pics
She who laughs last laughs best. Especially when she’s laughing at her ex-boyfriend’s small dick and the whole world is laughing with her. One very funny 18-year-old female was charged with harassment for posting pics of her ex’s “little” penis on lampposts in his neighborhood. After the 24-year old man ended their brief relationship to date another woman, the Swedish teen posted pictures of her ex’s genitalia, complete with the “tiny” description, and added her ex-lover’s name and phone number to the post, just so no one would confuse his identity. Seriously though, if it was really that small, then why is she pissed he’s with someone else? Good riddance if you ask me (coming from a size queen deluxe). To read the full article, click here.
