Swiss Voters Ban Nude Hiking
Speaking of a nude dude ranch, a lot of people seem to have the same idea about going au natural in the outdoors, but not every one is cool with it. Today I read about legislation banning naked hiking after dozens of nudists started rambling through Switzerland’s picturesque region.
Naked hiking in the Eastern Swiss region took off last autumn, but the Swiss government recommended the ban after citizens objected to encountering nude walkers, primarily Germans, who started showing up in droves wearing nothing but hiking boots and socks. Since then, citizens recently voted by a show of hands and overwhelmingly agreed to ban nude hiking. I haven’t seen too many naked Germans in my travels, but it sounds like it was upsetting.
Even though I’m all for nudity, I can sympathize with those who banned the naked hike since the time I once stumbled upon a couple screwing in the woods near Rutgers, where I went to college; I’ve never been not quite the same since.
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Just reading about a pending lawsuit filed by Demetrius Soupolos, a sterile German, who paid his neighbor $2500 to impregnate his beauty queen wife. The neighbor, already a father of two, looked very much like Soupolos so it seemed like a good idea at the time (exactly to whom, I’m not sure). Apparently Germans know nothing of artificial insemination since the the contract dictated that the neighbor visit Mrs. Soupolos 3 evenings a week for 6 months in order to fulfill his end of the deal.
After 72 failed attempts, Soupolos demanded that the neighbor have a medical examination. The doctor’s report that the neighbor was also sterile came as a shock to all, for the exception of the neighbor’s wife, who was forced to admit that he was not the biological father of their two children. Now Soupolos is suing the neighbor for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back. The neighbor is refusing, saying that he never guaranteed conception, only that he would give an honest effort.
I love drama (when I’m in no way involved)!
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