Quite possibly the biggest schmuck on the planet, a man bashed and choked his girlfriend until she blacked out when she tried to engage him in a threesome. The woman brought along a female friend on a camping trip, during which she confessed to her boyfriend that she was bisexual. She even supplied the party with alcohol to make him “more receptive” to the notion of a threesome. (Because most men need to be persuaded to have sex with two women at once, right?)
But just as things started getting good and the two girls became more involved with each other, homeboy decided to bounce. He stormed off in his car and quickly and drunkenly crashed into bushes. His girlfriend ran after him and attempted to take the car keys from him. At this point, the drama was unfolding in front of many other campers. As his girlfriend grabbed at the keys, the man slapped her and shoved her to the ground.
The girlfriend then tried to run off, but the man punched her in the head, chest and back before choking her until she blacked out. She suffered bruising and a sore neck but recovered, while her stupid and shady boyfriend spent the night and next day in jail. He pled guilty to two counts of assault and received a three-month jail sentence, suspended on condition of good behaviour for two years. You would think that this would be the end of their relationship, but actually, sources report that the couple has since become engaged. (Congrats, Ike Turner.)
Man has 1 of 2 penises removed… (tear!)
When are two penises NOT better than one? The possibilities are endless! But when a 23 year old man from Guangzhou was born with two penises, he elected to have one of them surgically removed after his girlfriend threatened to leave if he didn’t.
The man noted that when they first started dating she was intrigued, but eventually found it ‘a bit creepy,’ (YA THINK? That reaches Chernobyl levels). Who would think having two dicks would be so hard? (Pun intended, WOMP WOMP WOMP <muted trumpet sound>)
