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		<title>Man Kicked in Groin Loses Testicle</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man who does not want to be identified (for obvious reasons) is down one testicle after a brunette in her 20s kicked him in the balls with her high heel. The attack appears to have been unprovoked and random. Medical records indicate that the force of the kick pushed one of the victim´s testicles [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=81370" target="_blank"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-3265" title="goodbye-testicles" src="http://thesabs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/goodbye-testicles-211x300.jpg" alt="goodbye-testicles" width="211" height="300" align="left" /></a>A man who does not want to be identified (for obvious reasons) is down one testicle after a brunette in her 20s kicked him in the balls with her high heel.</p>
<p>The attack appears to have been unprovoked and random.</p>
<p>Medical records indicate that the force of the kick pushed one of the victim´s testicles into his abdomen!</p>
<p>He then had to undergo surgery to repair the damage, when doctors discovered that the testicle had ruptured and were forced to remove it.</p>
<p>(Ok, even I felt that and I don’t even have any testicles… anymore.)</p>
<p>Authorities stated that three such attacks have been reported in recent weeks.</p>
<p>Police also believe that there may be others victims of this woman who have not reported the attacks and are investigating further (and covering their testicles while doing so).</p>
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