Filmmakers Tout 1st 3D Porn
Back in the day it was hard to imagine how porn could possibly get any better; then came DVD porn (pun intended). It’s been some time now since anyone has been able to improve upon that, but the Hong Kongese just raised the bar: porn in 3-D! Now all the sucking and fucking can be yours in 3 dimensions with the first ever 3D porno film developed by Hong Kong filmmakers
The $3.2 million project entitled, “3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy” stars Japanese adult actresses and is based on classic Chinese erotic fiction. The film follows a young man through the realm of three dimensional “orgies, swinging and some very graphic sex scenes“, according to sources. The film is scheduled to be released in May and will be sold in Japan, Korea, Southeast Asia and via pay-per-view in Hong Kong. Hot on the digital band wagon, it’s rumored that Hustler is working on a 3-D porno-spoof of Avatar, while Italian director, Tinto Brass, is planning a 3D version of his 1979 erotic film, Caligula.
Real Housewife of NJ’s Real Sex Tape
If you happened to see the Real Housewives of New Jersey on Bravo (which took place in Franklin Lakes, where I went to high school!), you were probably fascinated/horrified by one Danielle Staub. Her over-the-top drama and histrionics in general made for fantastic reality TV, but one awful existence.
Raising (or lowering) her own bar, you’ll soon be able to see her in all her plastic surgical glory, as Hustler plans to ‘leak’ a 75 minute sex tape of the divorcée… which she, herself, shot. Who would want to see this horsey faced 47-year-old ho naked for over an hour is beyond me. Nevertheless, the tape is going to be released June 14; so if you’re out of expectorant, you’re in luck. I’m sure her children will be very proud. Next stop for Ms. Staub? Probably porn (shudders).
