It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel » hymenorrhaphy http://thesabs.com Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:27:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Have You Ever Wondered Why Asian Women Look So Young: Artificial Hymens http://thesabs.com/have-you-ever-wondered-why-asian-women-look-so-young-artificial-hymens/ http://thesabs.com/have-you-ever-wondered-why-asian-women-look-so-young-artificial-hymens/#comments Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:12:11 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=3704 It’s not the Oriental Pearl Cream they’ve been trying to trick you into believing all of these years that’s keeping Asian women looking so youthful. It’s the artificial hymen. The first method of creating an artificial hymen was known as a ‘hymenorrhaphy‘, a form of cosmetic surgery where the hymen tissue is pulled back together so it can be ‘re-popped.’ The problem with the procedure is that it basically costs an arm and a vagina.

Now many Chinese street vendors offer artificial hymens or ‘maidenheads’, which inflate inside the vagina and can then be ‘popped’ open with a penis. There are many artificial hymen kits on the market now, such as Night Red, Virtuous Girl Red, and Joan of ARC Red. Disappointingly enough, I haven’t been able to find a link where one may purchase these online. Personally, I think I’m too old to try this, but if I ever decide to become a born again virgin, it will come in handy.

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