So What If I Am?
Call me judgemental if you want to. Call me whatever you want to, just don’t bother leaving a message. I have very low tolerance for nonsense from anyone that isn’t:
1. very young
2. very old
3. mentally challenged
Please note that there isn’t a fourth option for those who are merely stupid. I honestly wish I were dumber. I think I’d be much more at peace if my IQ/level of consciousness was knocked down a couple of pegs (and I’m only slightly smarter than the average bear). If ignorant is bliss, then it would seem to follow that intelligence is hell; particularly in a world full of morons.
It’s with pricks in mind such as the one who set afire the Xmas stocking previously adorning my front door that I address this remark, provided he could read (which I doubt). I’ve only ever had a handful of physical confrontations in my life: I’m a lover, not an idiot. But it’s a wonder how more people don’t die in larger masses more frequently, either by being strangled by those unfortunate enough to have to deal with them regularly, or out of their own sheer stupidity.
Can I get an amen?
Men with Higher IQs Have Healthier Sperm
Ladies, quit dating dumb asses or you’ll never get preggers! A new study recently came out (pun intended) which found that men with the highest intelligence also have the healthiest sperm.
This discovery may explain why smart men have so many female admirers regardless of physical appearance. (Or maybe chicks just don’t dig morons.)
The research, conducted by Professor Geoffrey Miller of the Univ. of Mexico, indicated that men who scored high on intelligence tests had high counts of healthy sperm, whereas, low scorers tended to have fewer and more sickly sperm.
The study also suggests that being smart and funny may have developed as a signal to women looking for a mate with healthy genes. One can assume then, that your best chance of avoiding unwanted pregnancy is to continue dating brainless/humorless fucks.
