Police are charging a man of Jensen Beach, Florida for possession of child pornography; finding more than 1,000 images on his personal computer.
In response to the allegations, the man told police he was only downloading music and had left the room when his cat jumped on the keyboard.
He stated that when he returned “strange things” appeared on the screen. (Even stranger, he saved them to jerk off to later, apparently.)
The man is being held in a local county jail on $250,000 bail. No charges have been filed against the cat, who is being detained for questioning but denies the accusations of having downloaded ‘kitty porn’.
Waiving his right to remain silent, in an interview with local news, the cat had this to say, “MEOOOOW”. No word from the prosecution attorney on whether his statement will be used as evidence in the pending case.
