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	<title>It&#039;s My World, Ur Just a Squirrel &#187; Jersey Shore</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you didn&#8217;t watch Jersey Shore, you really missed out on a chance to feel great about yourself. Some of my favorite lines from the cast included such favorites as, &#8220;I&#8217;m a bartender, I do really great things&#8220;, &#8220;It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten&#8220;, and of course, who can forget, &#8220;We got [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-504083_162-10002292-25.html?tag=page" target="_blank"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-3617" title="Picture 5" src="http://thesabs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Picture-5-300x222.png" alt="" width="300" height="222" /></a>If you didn&#8217;t watch <a href="http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/series.jhtml" target="_blank">Jersey Shore</a>, you really missed out on a chance to feel great about yourself. Some of my favorite lines from the cast included such favorites as, &#8220;<em>I&#8217;m a bartender, I do really great things</em>&#8220;, &#8220;<em>It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten</em>&#8220;, and of course, who can forget, &#8220;<em>We got there at midnight and left at 4 am &#8211; five hours was enough</em>.&#8221;</p>
<p>Naturally the silicon was flowing (and that&#8217;s the only time you&#8217;ll see the words &#8216;naturally&#8217; and &#8216;silicon&#8217; in the same sentence), and just in case you didn&#8217;t see enough half-naked cum-gargling white trash on the show, now there&#8217;s more! Apparently someone is trying to sell shots of JWoww topless and bare-assed. The photographer questioned with regard to the case insists that although the images sound like nudes he took of her in &#8217;08, no one has asked for his permission or offered him money. It&#8217;s still unclear if they&#8217;re the same shots, but what IS important is that they&#8217;ll most likely soon be published for all to leer/gag at.</p>
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