09.16.2009
Trash Bin Tryst Thwarted By Thieves
by The $@bs
So this couple was caught f*cking in a dumpster… big whoop; we already read a similar story back in April. Oh, but there’s a twist to this new story: Apparently the dirty deed (literally) in a Wichita trash bin went awry when the couple found themselves held up at knife-point.
Police say the two 44-year-olds were engaged in intercourse when men interrupted them and demanded their belongings, including their shoes, jewelry and the man’s wallet.
Police also stated that the robbers were a 64-year-old man (who evidently found no need to retire) and his 59-year-old companion. The suspects were found a short time later and the stolen property was returned.
“It’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that”.
