It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel » knifepoint http://thesabs.com Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:27:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Trash Bin Tryst Thwarted By Thieves http://thesabs.com/trash-bin-tryst-thwarted-by-thieves/ http://thesabs.com/trash-bin-tryst-thwarted-by-thieves/#comments Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:08:42 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=3030 commercial-dumpsterSo this couple was caught f*cking in a dumpster… big whoop; we already read a similar story back in April. Oh, but there’s a twist to this new story:  Apparently the dirty deed (literally) in a Wichita trash bin went awry when the couple found themselves held up at knife-point.

Police say the two 44-year-olds were engaged in intercourse when men interrupted them and demanded their belongings, including their shoes, jewelry and the man’s wallet.

Police also stated that the robbers were a 64-year-old man (who evidently found no need to retire) and his 59-year-old companion. The suspects were found a short time later and the stolen property was returned.

“It’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that”.

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