Woman Groped by Donald Duck
Q: What can you expect from a duck that wears a hat and shirt, but no pants? A: A good groping. A woman from PA claims she got groped by Donald Duck and is now suing Disney for over $50,000 in damages, for “permanent” injuries she suffered. The 27-year-old woman alleges that she was at Disney World vacationing with her family at Epcot Center and approached Donald Duck for a photo with her child when the Disney employee in the duck suit grabbed her breast and molested her.,
She claims said harassment brought on “post-traumatic stress disorder” , “severe physical injury“, “shock to her entire nervous system“, “muscle contraction headaches“, “acute anxiety“, “nausea, cold sweats, insomnia, nightmares, flashbacks, digestive problems“, and other conditions “permanent in nature” . (Just how big are her breasts?) She’s now seeking monetary damages for negligence, infliction of emotional distress and battery.
Donald Duck was interviewed for comment, however, none of his remarks were intelligible.
A Canadian man had just boarded a flight when he began to feel discomfort in his groin. Inspecting himself in the bathroom, he noticed that his genitals were bleeding. (Un)Naturally he sent for a male flight attendant to examine his bloody penis. Shockingly, the flight attendant refused and instead, simply handed the passenger some tissues. Upon landing, the passenger was admitted to a local hospital where doctors diagnosed him with a ruptured vein.
The passenger now claims that the flight attendant ruined his vacation and is now suing the airline for $8,000. (It also may have had something to do with the fact that his dick was bleeding.) Even if the flight attendant acquiesced to looking at the hemorrhaging cock, what exactly did he expect someone who’s NOT a medical professional to do? Suck out the poison? The Canadian judge felt similarly and rejected the case.
‘Topless Nun’ sues over Facebook pic
Just in case you needed another reason NOT to let anyone take lewd pics of you, just remember that you never know when you’ll receive your calling…
(Oh, and God’s not calling you to tell you your topless pics are posted on Facebook).
A young woman, now also known as the ‘Topless Nun’, is suing her ex-boyfriend for a topless picture taken on a Sicilian beach they visited three years ago, which he recently posted on Facebook.
The 31 year woman, meant to take her vows this fall, is extremely upset about the photo, which is eliciting such comments like:
”If all nuns were like her, I’d become a priest.”
