Woman Plans to Wed Roller Coaster
Love can be a roller coaster; especially when your love IS a roller coaster.
A 33-year-old woman from Pennsylvania claims to be in love with the themed ride known as 1001 Nachts.
The woman suffers from a condition where people develop sexual feelings towards objects.
She rides her ‘love’ 300 times a year and uses pictures of it to satisfy herself at home.
Recently, the woman announced her plans to wed the amusement park ride though it’s a fairly long-distance relationship, since she lives some 80 miles away from the park where her love resides.
The roller coaster declined to comment and has remained mysteriously silent about their relationship.
PS. Shout out to KayJo for sending the story along.
Man Cuts Off Own Penis… Out of Spite
Male genitalia seems to have fallen on hard times (pun intended)! I’ve heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face, but that’s little compared to cutting off your penis to spite your family. A 25-year-old man from Egypt did just this after his family denied him permission to marry a girl from a lower class.
Marriages in the conservative part of southern Egypt where his family resides, are usually between families that share similar social status and are rarely for love. The injured man is still recovering in the hospital, however doctors were unable to reattach the severed member. My only question: does this qualify him as a eunuch?
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