Well don’t try pissing through her mail slot.

Police arrested a man for property damage after he repeatedly left his “scent” through the mail slot of the apartment belonging to the woman he liked.

The man would visit the woman’s apartment in the middle of the night and urinate through the mail slot onto a towel hung just inside the slot to keep people from peering into the apartment (might have kept them from peering, but unfortunately not from peeing).

Apparently, he’s been doing it for quite some time since the woman reported that her doorbell would often ring in the middle of the night since August and he’d leave his “mark” inside the entrance to her apartment.