Seriously, I don’t know why anyone pays any attention to some no talent ass-clown romping about in his skivvies in midtown day after pathetic day just making a general nuisance of himself.
Who’s with me?
In the great words of Joan Cusack in Working Girl, “Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn’t make me Madonna. Never will.” Seriously. Get a job, dude, for realz.
But why get a job when you can constantly sue people instead of generating your own income?
It was only a couple of years ago that the NYC street ‘performer’ known as “The Naked Cowboy” sued Mars Inc. for $6 million over a Times Square billboard that featured a blue m&m clad in white tidy whities, cowboy boots and hat.
Now he’s suing another street performing, Sandy Kane (shown here), who’s pronounced herself “The Naked Cowgirl.”
He tried to cut a deal with her for $5K a year, but apparently she just makes $2 a photo, which is still pretty inflated by the looks of her, says I.
Agreed?
