10.01.2009
Masked-urbator at Large
by The $@bs
Police have arrested a man who they say has been involved in a case of voyeurism for the last two years.
Police believe that the suspect has frequented parks, pathways, trails, and other public places since 2007, wearing only underwear and a mask.
He then has “short encounters” with people or masturbates in close proximity to them (logically the next step; what exactly is defined as a ‘short encounter’, I wonder…)
The suspect was arrested yesterday in connection with the incidents and authorities seized a number of computers from the man’s residence to examine the contents.
The man is meant to appear in court today for a bail hearing. One thing is for sure, this is one f*cked superhero…
