Fake Doctor Performed ‘Breast Exams’ at Bars
If a doctor offers you a free breast exam, think twice… especially if you both happen to be at a bar. Police arrested a woman in Boise for impersonating a plastic surgeon and conducting breast exams on at least two women in local bars.
Cops were called to a medical office from prospective patients who wanted to see a Dr. Berlyn Aussieahshowna, but no doctor by that name worked at the office. (Shocking, seems like a common enough name!)
Police obtained contact information for the women who had called, interviewed them – and then identified the 37-year-old female, who isn’t licensed to practice medicine. The suspect was arrested and jailed on accusations of unlicensed practice of medicine. (I guess that means the women passed their breast exams…)
Music Teacher Reveals Skin Flute
A music teacher at a middle school was arrested today for indecent exposure in a medical office.
Police say that a doctor was treating the man’s relative, when the man initiated conversation with the receptionist and flashed her.
The man taught music for 11 years and remains in police custody.
Apparently this was his first time trying to teach anatomy (don’t quit, your day job).
