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JWoww to Pose for Playboy

The $@bs — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 22:13:52 +0000

If you haven’t seen enough of her giant fake tatties (not) bouncing around the Jersey Shore and Miami, you’re in luck. Jenni Farley, aka “JWoww”, is close to signing a deal to pose naked for Playboy. (Gee, who didn’t see that cumming?)

She reported that the “…final offer is standing. Hopefully, it will go through.” Playboy has offered her $400,000 for a fully nude spread. (And by spread, of course I mean her legs.) However, JWoww’s contract with MTV may prevent her from posing naked for the men’s entertainment mag.

All of that could change if she finds new work. She recently stated that she’s declined two reality show offers from NBC and is holding out for her own show with “Snooki” which, according to “Snooki”, would be, “Us living together and trying to make a living“. Translation: continuing their trashy, debauched, alcoholic, ho-bag lifestyle…

How Katy Perry’s Vagina Became a Trending Topic on Twitter

The $@bs — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 18:59:35 +0000

I’m not usually the type to care about celeb gossip. I am, however, very much interested in Twitter and vaginas (not necessarily in that order); particularly when they fall into the same story. Last night they came together when Katy Perry asked of her 1.7 million followers on Twitter, ”Is it normal to have a recurrent rash with blisters on my vagina?” (Overshare much???)

MTV’s newsroom blog noted that it was no more unusual than her normal histrionics, but still, ewe. Some that one of her studio producers may have hijacked her Twitter account, but regardless, Perez Hilton tweeted, ”Let‘s get Katy Perry’s vagina to #1 y’all!” (Let’s not and say we did, huh?) Thus prompted, tweeps took the ball (or ‘gyner) and ran with it. Before too long KP’s vaj became the top-trending topic on Twitter, upstaged only briefly overly hyped iPad.