It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel » mushrooms http://thesabs.com Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:41:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Cops: Nude, drunk was hard to bring down http://thesabs.com/cops-nude-drunk-was-hard-to-bring-down/ http://thesabs.com/cops-nude-drunk-was-hard-to-bring-down/#comments Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:16:21 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=2771 drunk_clown300It took 10 police officers to restrain a drunk, naked Lebanese man at a campground over the weekend in Noblesville, IN. (PS this has the makings of some seriously fantastic sketch comedy.) The local sheriff’s department stated that officers were called to the campground just after 3 am Sunday morning on reports of a “drunk, belligerent, naked man starting several fights there“. (That narrows it down… to all of the male guests on Jerry Springer.) 

Arriving at the scene, police were exiting their vehicles when the unclothed, agitated and evidently injured man charged at them. (They must have been wearing red instead of blue.) The man continued to resist arrest even as a police dog bit him repeatedly and he was hit several times with a stun gun. At length he was successfully sedated and handcuffed. (Tough little f*cker!)

Police believe the man was reacting to a combination of alcohol, cocaine, PCP and magic mushrooms. (Oh, crazy little f*cker…)  He was taken to a nearby hospital and later charged with disorderly conduct, resisting law enforcement, criminal mischief and striking or interfering with law enforcement.

The only question that remains: Is the guy fat? Cuz I’m going to need a little more direction casting the skit…

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