Police say a Judge from the aptly named Intercourse hollowed out acorns, placed condoms inside, put the tops back on and randomly handed them out. Two female recipients of the condom-filled acorns complained to police, who cited the judge for disorderly conduct. The judge explained that it was just a joke, but is now facing fines and/or disciplinary action by the state’s Judicial Conduct Board.
The acorns had been cracked open, stuffed with rubbers and then resealed with putty. In quite possibly the best press quote ever, “Police are holding several nuts as evidence.” Questions: Who thinks to unscrew the top of an acorn? How long had the judge been collecting acorns for the project? How much was spent in condoms? The world may never know the answers since the judge’s attorney declined comment, but the whole thing is clearly nuts!
If you’ve ever been hit in the nuts, you know this is no laughing matter. Heck, I know that and I don’t even have balls (anymore). But to many high school students, nothing beats a good game of ‘sack tap‘. One 14-year-old had to learn this the hard way after having his right testicle removed from a groin punch while walking to class.
The doctor treating the victim noted that as a result of the increasingly popular game (thank you, Youtube), he’s had to perform three to four surgeries a year on boys with ruptured testicles or problems resulting from groin punches. The doctor added that dozens more come in with less severe injuries ranging from high school to elementary school students.
The victim’s family plans to move to a different school district since this was not an isolated incident. They are currently looking into filing criminal charges against the other student.
