It's My World, Ur Just a Squirrel » obscene exposure http://thesabs.com Because I'm a media whore with a dirty mind and a penchant for laughter... Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:27:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Flasher Claims He Was ‘Airing His Penis’ http://thesabs.com/flasher-claims-he-was-airing-his-penis/ http://thesabs.com/flasher-claims-he-was-airing-his-penis/#comments Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:34:37 +0000 The $@bs http://thesabs.com/?p=3410 flasherTwo teenage girls were enjoying their neighborhood park when they spotted a man on a nearby park bench with his erect penis in his hand.

The man who flashed the teenage girls explained to police that he was merely ‘airing his penis’ due to a rash. (Why you would want to publicly expose your pox-ridden genitalia in broad daylight is beyond me.)

He also denied masturbating (just scratching at his rash profusely, I guess) and stated that he had been unaware of people passing him in the park.

The man was charged with willful and obscene exposure and fined $250. His penis was not taken in for evidence nor removed for questioning…

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