The Vag Pag: Whose Is Fairest of Them All?
Remember the good old days of slumber parties when girls used to compare their breasts?
Bringin’ it back and kickin it up a notch, The Annual Vagina Pageant, AKA The Vag Pag, took place last month at Club Rouge in Portland, OR.
With a cash prize of $500 (nothing to queef at), pussies galore filled the strip club to snatch the title, Miss Beautiful Vagina 2011.
Hosted by DJ Dick Hennessy, the word was spread (eagle) by the use of The Vagina Mobile; a clear breakthrough in (gr)assroots Marketing.
Goody bags for attendees included anti-bacterial sex-toy cleaner, condoms, lube, and Beav-R-Light; a non-toxic luminous gel for vagina that’s not afraid to glow in the dark.
Six (local) celebrities were invited as judges and rated the various vaginas with laminated scorecards. Sadly, the crowned Miss Beautiful Vagina 2011′s face seem to pale in comparison to her lady parts…
2010 Masturbate-a-Thon Dates Announced
Just when you thought your self-pleasing talents would get you nowhere, the Masturbate-a-thon charity fundraiser has announced the dates for this year’s event(s). During the event, participants commit to masturbating (in private) on a select day, and ask friends, family, work colleagues, to pledge them per minute. The longer they lasted, the more they raise.
This year two groups are championing the event, celebrating 10th years of Masturbate-a-thons. Portland, OR’s, Darklady event will be held June 12th, with proceeds going to Esther’s Pantry, the Woodhull Freedom Foundation, and the Free Speech Alliance.
The 2nd group participating will be San Francisco’s Center for Sex & Culture, proudly touting that theirs is” the only event to stream live online” (insert joke here). This event takes place May 30th and all proceeds will go to programming and administrative costs.
If you’re not lucky enough to live in either of the two areas, why not start practicing up for next year (like you hadn’t already…)?
