Sex Toys for Halloween
Somethin’ spooky this way cums!
Anyone not yet visually pleasured by a fleshlight will soon succumb (hard) to these ghoulish delights.
Just in time for Halloween, Fleshlight helps you get your sex toy on with a monster motif.
And just in case The Drac doesn’t exactly get your blood crawling, you have a variety to choose cum. Er, from.
Junk Food Makes Woman Orgasm
Who can blame this lusty dame for stuffing her (fat) face with junk food when it gets her off? The 25-year-old from Colorado is almost 500 lbs after eating enough ice-cream, cake and pizza to reach the peak of sexual pleasure. She suffers from a medical condition known as persistent genital arousal syndrome, which triggers orgasms without direct sexual arousal. (Sure wish I had that problem too!)
‘Sufferers’ of the condition can have up to 300 orgasms a day! In a similar story, another woman suffered from this after an accident with Wii Fit. But our Colorado heroine got smart… and rich (and fatter). She decided to profit from her condition by setting up a fetish website where pervs pay to watch her gorge herself to orgasm: www.gaininggabi.com.
If you haven’t caved to the latest tech craze yet, this may finally tip the scale.
Introducing an iPhone app which turns the device into a vibrator with three intensities and a timer: MyVibe.
Spoiler Alert: The intensity of the vibration is limited by the amount of vibration that the iPhone offers, so the orgasmic potential of the app is also limited. (App = appetizer.)
Regardless, it might be a fun pick me up on the commute home… Click here to check it out.
Maybe you’ve just given birth and want to tighten up down there, or maybe you just want to heighten sexual pleasure for yourself and your partner. In either instance, Ben-Wa Balls might be your answer.
Invented hundreds of years ago by the Chinese, Ben Wa balls, AKA Burmese Bells, are inserted into the vagina for at least 15 minutes a day to work out the vaginal wall muscles, similar to Kegel exercises.
Over time, the vagina gets tighter and stronger, leading to more satisfying sex. Coming in all shapes and sizes (insert joke here), Ben-Wa Balls are available in silicone, glass, plastic and metal.
Users say that the effects of the workout are noticeable in just one week. So what are you waiting for? Don’t waste another minute searching for the biggest cock in town when you could be tightening your vagina instead!
Four Stages of Orgasm
If you thought orgasm was just wham, bam, warm and sticky liquids everywhere, well apparently that’s not all there is to it. An article in The Eye Opener states that there are actually four stages to every orgasm, for both men and women. First comes the excitement phase (pun intended). This stage is associated with increased heart rate, breathing rate and blood pressure. As the body prepares for sex, the nipples usually get hard. (Yay-ya!)
The second stage is the plateau phase, where muscles begin to tense up. According to the article, in this stage “women will find the tissues of the outer third of the vagina will swell. Men pre-ejaculate.” The third stage, everyone’s favorite of course, is the actual orgasm phase. Marked by pleasurable moans and groans, this stage also includes muscle contractions in the lower pelvic muscles and involuntary actions. (Like a bitch slap?) During 4th phase, resolution, muscles relax, blood pressure drops and the body calms down. Evidently, for some (and I’m thinking I’m one of them), this can take as long as a full 24 hours.
Penis Spray Shown To Help Men Last Longer
Good news for minutemen everywhere! A new topical penis spray has been proven to help men delay orgasm. Studies showed that men who typically ejaculated within 36 seconds of penetration lasted five times longer after using the spray.
Sprayed directly over the penis only five minutes before intercourse helped delay orgasm by an average of 108 seconds. Moreover, a 1-month use helped delay ejaculation for over three minutes, while a 3-month use prolonged delay for three minutes and 42 seconds.
The product caused no serious side-effects and was well accepted by the their female sex partners (no shit, thanks Captain Obvious). However .5% of the female partners reported a decreased sensation in the vagina and a burning sensation in the vagina was recorded in about 5% of the female partners (OK, honeymoon’s over).
