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How to Masturbate Discreetly in Public

The $@bs — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:40:48 +0000

If you’re a natural born horn-dog and have never tried masturbating (discreetly) in public, you’re missing out. The danger of getting caught can be quite thrilling, and apparently not I’m alone in this sentiment. A recent article published by The Daily Loaf has some helpful hints on how you can get started being naughty on the down low, such as:

Hide a Vibe Lipgloss – The perfect lip color or a secret pocket rocket for your portable pleasure? Only you can tell!
Vibrating Panties – Arouse your button with just a push of a button.
Seat Massager – Recommended for men (though I don’t really get how that translates into masturbation…)

My personal favorite is the old standby “crotch hole in the overalls” trick – works every time.

For the full article, click here.

Case of Missing Panties Leads to Mayor’s Arrest

The $@bs — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:24:11 +0000

A 58-year-old former mayor was arrested after women from Presall, UK, reported that their underwear was disappearing repeatedly from their homes.

One woman was so upset that she installed a surveillance camera in her bedroom, which caught footage of a semi-naked man rifling through her bureau and putting on her underwear before jerking off.

The investigation that ensued uncovered a collection of panties (turned manties) that matched those reported stolen at the home of the mayor, who was immediately arrested on suspicions of burglary.

Local authorities reported that the suspect is currently out on bail after being questioned. He has since stepped down from his post in light of the arrest. No reports indicate whether the panties are in police custody as evidence. (Disappointing sigh.)