Caution all drug users: Controlled substances may result in delusions of grandeur; particularly with regard to your penis size. One Floridian man can vouch for this after being arrested for exposing his self-promoted “biggest penis in the world” to a mixed crowd of adults and children… several times.
According to police, the man approached a group of kids and asked, “Have you ever seen the biggest penis in the world?” Then “he took it out“ and the kids bolted. He did this a few times before returning to his apartment. Cops found him in his abode surrounded by dog shit and cocaine (perfect together). He’s been charged with two counts of exposure of sexual organs (his twig and berries), and possession of cocaine and drug paraphernalia. He is being held on $32,000 bail.
If you don’t like women who wear make up at the gym, you’re gonna hate this b*tch. A Californian man wearing a bustier and watching porn on a computer in his apartment complex gym was arrested; but only after officers found drugs in his backpack. The sergeant on duty says the 45-year-old from Tustin, CA, was arrested Tuesday after a security guard in his building noticed him in a workout room that should have been locked.
Upon further investigation, police discovered the man in his bustier, plus a miniskirt, fishnet stockings and heels, hiding behind exercise equipment and watching an adult film on his laptop. After searching him, police arrested the man for drug possession after finding marijuana, methamphetamine and paraphernalia in his bag. Seriously, who works out in a bustier, miniskirt, fishnets, and heels??? The world may never know, since the man refused to comment following the arrest.
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