Boater Exposes Himself During Wedding
What could be more romantic than exchanging vows with your soul mate in the presence of loved ones? How about throwing some random stranger’s cock into the mix? One southern couple got a surprise wedding gift when a man exposed himself from a boat during their wedding ceremony.
The 26-year-old man was boating down Shem Creek during the wedding when he pulled down his swimming trunks down and showed his cock to the entire wedding party and guests as he sailed along the creek. The entire guest list along with other people on the boat screamed at the man not to expose himself, but it was too late.
The bride’s father stated that he had just walked his daughter down the aisle when they noticed the man dropping his pants. The flasher stated that the mere fact there was a wedding in progress gave him the motivation to expose himself. He’s been charged with indecent exposure with bail set at $10,000.
Man Crawls Naked Into Wrong Woman’s Bed
A 20-year-old man (well, hardly a man) from Boulder, CO, was arrested after police said he crawled naked into a woman’s bed and refused to cooperate with officers responding to the complaint.
The woman called the cops at around 4:30 a.m. Sunday to report that an unknown man had crawled into bed with her while she slept. The woman bounced out of bed and ran into a roommate’s room to phone authorities.
Turns out that the guy had come home from a party with another roommate and wandered into the wrong room by mistake. Drunk (shockingly) the man refused to cooperate with officers when they ordered him to come out of the bedroom.
He eventually complied once threatened with a Taser. The woman didn’t file charges in light of the drunken mistake. And that’s why I live alone.
