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Naked Woman Crawling in Street Holds Up Traffic

The $@bs — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 16:01:31 +0000

Floridian drivers got a surprise drive-by peep show Monday afternoon when they had to swerve to avoid a woman crawling naked in the middle of the road with total disregard to traffic.

Cops stated that a crowd had gathered to watch the woman “crawling on her hands and knees as vehicles swerved to avoid hitting her” and that “at one point, she rolled onto her back and spread her legs; she then continued crawling around.”

Authorities managed to get her out of harm’s way with minimal resistance and the 32-year-old was taken to a local medical center. Theories included that the woman was playing a naked version of human Frogger, but she then informed police that she’d been on a cocaine binge (shocker) and is now facing charges of disturbing the peace and criminal mischief. (Though somehow escaped charges of indecent exposure? Suspect…)

Woman Arrested for Exposing Breasts at Bowling Alley

The $@bs — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:43:30 +0000

A woman was arrested for disorderly intoxication on Saturday following her public spectacle at a bowling alley in Golden Gate. The 22 year-old exposed her while in handcuffs (my kind of girl) according to the police report. She yelled that she was offering a free peep show, a deputy wrote.

The woman was arrested the bowling alley’s bar, where she had been stirring trouble earlier that night, reportedly striking a husband and wife with her vehicle in the parking lot, swearing at them and asking if they wanted to fight. She then went into the bowling alleys restroom and began punching walls.

After her arrest, the woman was placed in the back of a police car and began banging her head into the partition. Her belligerence continued through her booking, when staff had to place a spit mask over her head (often used for llamas).

New Hotel Offers Peep Show to Passersby

The $@bs — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:36:43 +0000

For all you couch potatoes out there, here’s a new reason to get out and enjoy the outdoors: free local sex acts. The Standard Hotel which recently opened in NYC is fulfilling its promise of packing meat in the city’s Meatpacking district. The former railroad trestle turned local peep show invites horny hotel guests to perform sex acts in front of the building’s floor-to-ceiling windows.

Neighbors report seeing men masturbating, porn films being shot and couples having intercourse in full view of the High Line Park path that runs alongside the hotel. One local business manager at the next door bar, Brass Monkey, stated. “I’ve seen at least 10 different people having sex. Saturday nights are the best time for the show.” (Note to self: keep Saturday nights open.)

Before the story broke and created controversy, the hotel’s Facebook page encourage guests to perform said “sexy parties”, stating: “We encourage you to exercise your inner exhibitionist. Please share your intimate, and explicit photos with us — those floor to ceiling windows aren’t just for the views . . .”

Another witness who works in the area stated, “We saw a naked girl jumping up and down on a trampoline right in front of the window.” NYC City Council Speaker Christine Quinn told The Post she hopes to bring the show to an end. (Every party has a pooper.)