08.25.2010
Vagina Tree Predicts Winning Lotto Numbers
by The $@bs
If you haven’t had much luck playing the lottery, don’t give up yet; well at least not if you live in Thailand. Villagers in northern Thailand have been consulting a “magical vagina tree” for winning numbers… and amazingly enough it’s been working!
Rumor has it that a 100-year-old tamarind tree developed a “fist-sized sparkling mound” (hey, I have one too!); a treegina, if you will. Locals in the Phayao area claim they saw the numbers “008” in the trunk, played them in the lottery, and won!
Whether the tree returns any subsequent predictions remains to be seen, but the story is traveling far and wide through the region (as stories of magical vaginas often do).
