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	<title>It&#039;s My World, Ur Just a Squirrel &#187; pink</title>
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		<title>Restore the Color of Your Vagina</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 16:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t spend so much time staring at my genitals that I&#8217;d ever notice if mine was fading in color, but I&#8217;m glad to know that if I ever did, a solution already exists. My New Pink Button is a cosmetic colorant that promises to restore the pink back to a woman&#8217;s genitals.  The creators [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thesabs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/pink-button.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-3564" title="pink button" src="http://thesabs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/pink-button.jpg" alt="" width="250" height="200" /></a>I don&#8217;t spend so much time staring at my genitals that I&#8217;d ever notice if mine was fading in color, but I&#8217;m glad to know that if I ever did, a solution already exists.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.mynewpinkbutton.com/" target="_blank">My New Pink Button</a> is a cosmetic colorant that promises to restore the pink back to a woman&#8217;s genitals.  The creators noted that over the years, it’s normal for a woman’s labia to lose its pink hue due to stress or childbirth.</p>
<p>This specialty stain &#8220;<em>blends with the skin’s natural color</em>&#8221; and lasts for about three days – &#8220;<em>perfect for a romantic weekend</em>&#8221; (during which, you&#8217;d of course want your vagina at its pinkest).</p>
<p>I find this somewhat racist, since minority women wouldn&#8217;t have the need to color their vaginas pink (unless they are into punk rock pussy, perhaps). Also, I didn&#8217;t see corresponding links for &#8220;My New Black Button&#8221; or the like&#8230;</p>
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